FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 23, 2009
Roger: Son, I am begging you to let me watch football. All right, I am politely asking you to let me watch football. Jason: Ok, I am now ordering you to let me watch football! Sweetheart, can you give me a hand here? Jason: Dad, who do you think suggested I play video games all week? Andy: Jason shhh! That was our little secret remember?