FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 22, 2009
Roger: Ok, here you go, Jason. Now can I watch football?? Jason: Dad, you were supposed to get me a memory cartridge! Roger: What'd I get you? Jason: This is a rambo pack! Don't get me wrong... I'm still grateful, but the idea was to get me something to save my "Duke Quakem" progress. Roger: What's a rambo pack do, then? Jason: It gives you an enhanced tactile sensation as you play. Here, take the controller and have your guy touch that big electric fence. Roger: Son... please... I just want to watch TV... Jason: Ooo- try shaking that box marked "munitions."