FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 23, 2008
Jason: What do you mean you won't let me watch you play?! Paige: The instructions say not to show the Riviablo beta to anyone. Jason: Paige, I don't think you understand! I've been waiting four years for this game to come out! The knowledge that it's running on our computer and I can't see it will kill me! I'll burst at the seams! I'll know pain like no human could possibly endure! ...or maybe the problem is that you do understand. Paige: Well put.