FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 02, 2014
Girl: All I'm saying is he makes a pretty compelling argument...Before he switched into our study hall, you were getting a B- in English. Now you're getting a B+. You were getting a C in math...now you're getting a B. And your A-/B- in biology is now up to a straight A. at least be open to the POSSIBILITY that he might be right. Paige: MORTON GOLDTHWAIT IS NOT MY MUSE! Morton: Good news! The drama club had a toga in my size!