FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 27, 2009
Paige: Mom, Jason's iguana is sitting on my binder! Andy: So move him. Paige: I'm not touching a lizard! No way! Ick! Gross! You have to write a note to my teachers explaining why I couldn't do my homework! You have to explain that I had every intention of doing my assignments tonight! You have to tell them that this wasn't my fault! Andy: Here. I'll move him. Paige: Couldn't you just write the note?