FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 25, 2006
Andy: What's this? Jason: A list of 1,000 reasons why we should buy one of the new iFruits. Andy: "1. Jason can play 'Oblivion' 2. Jason can play 'Half-Life' 3. Jason can play 'Duke Nukem Forever' someday..." I'll discuss it with your father. Jason: Woo-hoo! Peter: What's this? Andy: 1,000 reasons why we shouldn't buy a new iFruit.