FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 26, 2005
September 25, 2005
September 27, 2005
Transcript:
Peter: What are you doing? Jason: I've decided to enter the horoscope-writing business. All the ones in the paper are so vague and general that they're worthless. People are busy. They need clear-cut instructions. With mine, there'll be no ambiguity at all. Peter: "Scorpio: give Jason Fox all your money." Jason: Hee hee. Bill Gates is a scorpio.
josh_bisbee over 13 years ago
They’re supposed to be vague, so they can be interpreted different ways by different people.
mcadwell over 7 years ago
And if you did follow astrology, then you have to figure out which one to follow. (rolling eyes)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_astrological_traditions,types,_andsystems
The Grand Potato almost 5 years ago
I’m a Scorpio . . .
MJ J over 4 years ago
GENUIS!!!!
《Lily》 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Shoot looks like its time to give Jason all my cash!
Fastball about 1 year ago
lol, I’m an Aries