FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 26, 2005
Peter: What are you doing? Jason: I've decided to enter the horoscope-writing business. All the ones in the paper are so vague and general that they're worthless. People are busy. They need clear-cut instructions. With mine, there'll be no ambiguity at all. Peter: "Scorpio: give Jason Fox all your money." Jason: Hee hee. Bill Gates is a scorpio.
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