FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 10, 2005
Jason: Can I have a soda? I'm feeling dehydrated. Andy: If you're dehydrated, you need water. Jason: Says who? Andy: Says the word. "Hydrate" comes from the Greek term for "water." Jason: Oh. Andy: There's a cold pitcher in the fridge. Jason: What's the Greek term for "Root Beer"? Andy: Don't make me dump it on you.