FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 21, 2005
Andy: Jason, if anything happened to my eggplant casserole... Jason: Mom, chill. I have't dismembered it. Yet. Andy: What's that supposed to mean? Jason: It means you still have a chance to stop me. We monsters like to give you humans a chance to stop us. It seems more sporting. Andy: And how do you propose I do that? Jason: I'm an were-iguana. Think silver. Andy: As in a silver bullet? Jason: As in silver coins.