FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 04, 2002

Transcript:

Roger: Andy, you don't understand! I need coffee to wake up! To think! To function! Andy: Roger, if that's true then you're addicted, and it's even more reason to break free from caffeine's grip. See? Not even you can debate that. Roger: I need coffee to debate. Andy: Here. Have a refreshing glass of ice water.