FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 10, 2002

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Jason: Paige, I don't think you understand! I've spent hundreds of hours trying to defeat the red orb guardian in this video game! You have to tell me how you got past him! You HAVE to! Did you use the flaming sword? The screaming sword? The sword of death? The sword of pain? The ax of vengeance? The mace of might? The razor arrows? The exploding arrows? What? What? What? Paige: If you MUST know, I simply walked right by him. Jason: Well, of course you did once he was dead. Wait! I know! It was the sword of fury! Am I right? Paige: I don't think YOU understand, Jason...