FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 23, 2000

Transcript:

Marcus: Whatcha working on? Jason: Blueprints for our detective agency's top secret headquarters. You enter through the trunk of a rusted-out jalopy in my dad's junkyard, crawl through a maze of underground tunnels, then up this hollow tree trunk to the rope slide to our private cave. There's just one problem. Marcus: Your dad doesn't have a junkyard? Jason: It's like he never planned on having kids or something.