FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 18, 2000
Roger: It's really nice of you to come out and play golf with me on Father's Day, son. I know you're not exactly as enamored with this game as I am, and you'd probably rather be out and about with your friends, so I thought I'd let you know there's another thing you could do that I'd probably enjoy even more. Peter: What's that? Roger: Not play golf with me. Peter: This putt is for eagle, right?