FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 11, 1999
Transcript:
Jason writing on chalkboard: I will not throw paper airplanes in class. I will not throw paper airplanes in class. I will not booby-trap the hall water fountain. I will not booby-trap the hall water fountain. I will not put spiders in the girls' bathroom. I will not put spiders in the girls' bathroom. Teacher: What's this about spiders. Jason: Shoot. I knew there was one I'd gotten away with.
Oof