FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 26, 1999

Transcript:

Peter: Dad, did you ever have to pull an all-nighter studying for a test? Roger: A few times, sure. Peter: What was your secret? How did you stay awake? Roger: Well, I'd drink coffee...splash cold water on my face... And if that didn't work, I'd play really loud music. Andy: Did you also tell him why you were expelled from three fraternities? Roger: Calm down. We'd be waking up in a few hours anyway.