FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 22, 1998

Transcript:

Jason: Hee hee....brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! Surprise, surprise. Hey, Paige, can I ask your opinion about something? Paige: Maybe, what? Jason: I'm signing up for this new Doomathon League on the internet, and I need to pick a pseudonym. I figure it's to my advantage to rattle my opponents as much as possible. So far, I'm considering, Jason_the_Slayer, Jason_the_Ripper, Jason_the_Annihilator, Jason_the_Destroyer...Jason_Savage, Jason_Rambo, Jason_Postal_Worker, Jason_Kevorkian, and Jason_Armageddon. Which of those seems scariest to you? Paige: I'd suggest something worse, like, Jason_is_your_little_brother. Or would they find that too chilling? Jason: Why do I even bother?