FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 02, 1997

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Coach: Fox, I've been coaching high school football for close to 20 years. In that time, I've had ok team managers...good team managers...I've even had a couple of great team managers. But I've never ever had a team manager perform quite like you. Peter: Thank you, sir. Coach: That wasn't a compliment. Peter: Borgstein! I just cleaned that bench! Get your muddy butt off of it!