FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 04, 1997
Morton: Fox, did I overhear you say your sister's name is Paige? Jason: Yes, sir. I believe you go to the same school, sir. Morton: The goddess Paige Fox is your sister? The light of my life? The girl of my dreams? The zenith of female perfection, whose every molecule is like a priceless jewel? She's your sister?!? And I've treated you like just another little cockroach this summer! Aaaa! I don't suppose you'd still want to set me up with her? Jason: Actually, until now, that was my plan to get even.
Now this means Jason will set him up with Paige’s best friend.