FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 03, 1997
Eugene: Lousy camp-issued calculator! Marcus: What's the matter now, Eugene? Eugene: This thing says that the hyperbolic cosine of 15.2 is 0.965016494, when any moron knows this number can't be right! What kind of boneheads run this place?! Stupid piece of inferior junk! See?? It did it again! Marcus: You need to hit the blue button first. Right now you're just getting the regular cosine. No need to say "thank you." I'm rather enjoying this silence. Jason: Did you want to borrow mine? Some of us don't need them.