FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 02, 1997
Transcript:
Jason: I wonder why they call them "groundhogs." Is it because they hog the ground, or do they somehow resemble the meat you'd use to make pigburgers? This whole concept of groundhog day is a crock. Paige: Quiet. I'm reading about Martha Stewart. Jason: You can't fortell the onset of spring based on Fecruary 2nd's shadow-viewing status! Paige: Jason, quiet! Jason: Weather is a complex and dynamic nonlinear system with an extreme sensitivity to changes in conditions! Exact predictions aren't possible! Haven't these people heard of the butterfly effect?! Paige: Jason, please! I'm trying to read! Jason: I could have my hand like this, and it might rain next month in Malaysia! Paige: Will you shut up?! Jason: I could wiggle my tongue like this, and it might be sunny there instead! Paige: I said shut up! Jason: It even makes a difference which way I stir my special blue oatmeal. Paige: That does it! Gimme that bowl! Peter: All that chaos theory stuff is pretty cool. Andy: I'd better go prevent a different sort of chaos. Jason: Aaaa! My new "DS9" pj's!
Jason is AWESOME.