FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 06, 1996

Transcript:

Jason: I can just tell I'd make a good x-files agent. Drop the skull, you brain-sucking alien! Television: Drop the skull, you brain-sucking alien! Paige: Scoot over. Jason: Why do I have to move? Why can't you sit over there? Paige: Because this is where I was sitting before I got up to get ice cream. Jason: So? I'm sitting here now. That's all that matters. Paige: Jason, that's my seat! Jason: What's wrong with that part of the sofa?! Paige: Nothing. I just like this part better. Jason: Well, maybe next time you get up you should gand a little "Reserved for the Princess" sign, then. Paige: Jason, I said move! Jason: No way! Make me! Paige: I'm sitting over here! Jason: Fat chance! I called it!