FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 29, 1993
Jason: Talk about impossible homework assignments. Andy: Hmmm? Jason: I'm supposed to make a list of 10 adjectives someone might use to describe me. It's gonna take me all night! Andy: It can't be that hard. How many do you have so far? Jason: 398. I've pared it down from a thousand. Andy: Oh. Jason: I suppose "perfect" and "flawless" count as duplicates. Andy: May I suggest some adjectives?