FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 15, 1992

Transcript:

Roger: You know what I've decided, Andy? You're only as old as you feel. Andy: How profound. Roger: Starting today, things are gonna change for this cowboy. No more looking in the mirror and feeling old and tired. No more looking in the mirror and feeling run-down and over the hill. Starting today I'm gonna look in that mirror and see a young man! A man of energy! Passion! A go-getter! May I see your I.D.? Man: Now, this model has an optional ponytail...