FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 28, 1988
Kid: Yo, Fox-head, what's with the big grin? Peter: It just so happens that I have a date this weekend. Kid: You? You've got a date!? What is she, milk-bone material! Peter: No, she is not "milk-bone material." Kid: Well, she's either gotta be ugly as sin or blind as a bat! Wha I hay??