Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for December 11, 2015
Elf on the shelf What's supposed to happen Dicky: Every night the elf flies to the north pole and back. So when you wake up, he'll be in some wacky new place in the house! Baby: wow! What inevitably happens Baby: Hey! Why didn't he move last night ?! Dicky: Well, maybe the holidays are already exhausting and he overextended himself when he decided to do this..