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Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for December 09, 2015
When your kid is born: Dicky: There is literally nothing I wouldn't do for this kid! I would take a friggin' bullet for this kid. When your kid is older: Baby: hey, can you drive me to my friend's- Dicky: Shhhhhh...I'm binge-watching game of thrones right now, sweeties.
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NeedaChuckle Premium Member•
Never had kids, never wanted kids. My friends have kids and they ignore them like the 2nd panel. Why did they have them?