For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for October 15, 2003
Elly: We have creamed corn, we have ham and we have "Tasty Taters". Behold. Dinner! April: Why do you always put a slice of tomato on the plate? Elly: It's just a garnish. Besides - it's good for you. April: But you always put tomato on the plates! Elly: Oh, for heaven's sake, April. It's an effort to make a fast-food meal look slightly appealing. April: We're eating at McDonald's.