We will all be chasing cars.
I don’t want to drink any of that milk!
I’m going to pass on the dog milk.
if somebody offered me a lot of money to drink dog milk,I would say: hell no!!!
It’s bark is unique: “Moo-arf”
No carnivore milk for me.
Probably tastes like white toilet water.
The good news is you can get 8 quarts a day. The bad news is you’d have to milk a Doberman. The safer news is you can easily milk a chihuahua, the bad news is you get 8 teaspoons a day.
The Dolly Parton of dogs! I want her! I want her!
Gonna be a tough sell, even goat milk has its troubles.
From Red Dwarf:Holly : Nothing wrong with dog’s milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other milk, dog’s milk.Lister : Why?Holly : No bugger’ll drink it. Plus of course the advantage of dog’s milk is that when it goes off, it tastes exactly the same as when it’s fresh.
Makes me think of a Don Larsen comic. Two cavemen are looking at a prehistoric cow’s udder. One says “I wonder what whatever comes out of that tastes like?”.
the neighbors will be calling the cops to complain about the incessant mooing…