You have the right to an attorney: if you cannot afford an attorney one will be provided for you. You have the right to sing the blues. You have the right to cable TV, etc.
This is nonsense and ignorant. I’m still stunned at how low fines at libraries really are. The point is if you steal a library book - you’ve stolen public property. The library may or may not press charges but they do not have ‘police’. Usually, they try to get the book back.
comicgos about 14 years ago
Suddenly 10% unemployment isn’t looking so bad!
WoodEye about 14 years ago
Watch out! Here comes the body cavity search!
Llewellenbruce about 14 years ago
You’re lucky it wasn’t a dollar. Then they would of tazed you for good measure.
COWBOY7 about 14 years ago
It is if it is every month with you, Eno.
lazygrazer about 14 years ago
We get a blindfold and a cigarette at my library.
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
You have the right to remain silent - use it, Eno
ArtyG about 14 years ago
You have the right to an attorney: if you cannot afford an attorney one will be provided for you. You have the right to sing the blues. You have the right to cable TV, etc.
ronaldmundy about 14 years ago
woodyeye, you think that’s where he hides his money? grazer, i’ve been to your library. never drop anything on the floor, like a pin.
lewisbower about 14 years ago
My library has a tin can marked, “GUILT”” They do very well
fritzoid Premium Member about 14 years ago
ArtyG: “You have the right to sing the blues.”
That isn’t a right, it’s gotta be earned!!! You got to pay dues if you want to sing the blues, and you know it don’t come easy.
kit_jefferson about 14 years ago
Do the crime, do the time.
Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago
Plus $500 collection fee.
DianeKovacs about 14 years ago
This is nonsense and ignorant. I’m still stunned at how low fines at libraries really are. The point is if you steal a library book - you’ve stolen public property. The library may or may not press charges but they do not have ‘police’. Usually, they try to get the book back.