The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 10, 2000
Transcript:
Fang: I'm done with the paper. Do you want it? Eno: Good dog. Fang: What? Eno: I said good dog. Thanks for fetching me the paper. Fang: Fetch?! I didn't fetch anything! Don't go pulling that pet master stuff with me! I don't play that game!! Eno: Okay. Okay! If that's how you want it-fine! Eno: I guess someone doesn't want a tummy rub. Fang: You were going to give me a tummy rub? Eno: Aha!