The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for June 13, 2000
Transcript:
Fang: What happened to your date? Eno: She went home. We just weren't hitting it off. She was just too high falutin for me. Eno: I offered her a drink of water, but apparently water from a faucet isn't good enough for her. Fang: She expected bottled water? What's wrong with a glass of tap water? Eno: Oh, that's another thing-she wanted to use a glass!!
I’m sorry, but this is pretty lame. Where’s the joke/humor?