The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for December 02, 1998
Transcript:
Fang: So let me see if I got this straight. You took your date to a fancy restaurant. Eno: Yep. Fang: And when you went to the restroom you forgot to tip the bathroom attendant. Eno: That's right. Fang: And that's when you were attacked and TPD. Eno: He 2 plyed me.