The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for November 23, 1998
Transcript:
Eno: ...so I wrote this long letter explaining how ding dongs and ho ho's are basically the same thing. Eno: They're just in different shapes. Think about it! You got your chocolate cake, hard chocolate shell and creamy filling. Fang: Really? And that's all you had ot do to get a $6 million government research grant?!
I knew it!!!