The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for October 18, 1998
Transcript:
Eno: Okay, Fang, here's the plan. Eno: When I drop this brick on the gas pedal, the car will take off and plunge over the cliff. You'll tell the cops you witnessed the whole thing and that I was driving. Eno: I'l lie low for a few months, living in the basement. Eno: That'll give me some time to find a plastic surgeon and have my face totally reconstructed. Eno: I'll wear a fake beard and colored contacts just to be on the safe side. Eno: I've got my fake ID and passport. When the time is right I'll slip out of the country. Of course, I'll have to relocate every couple of years or so. Fang: Y'know Eno, it's a shame the lengths someone has to to just get out of a CD and tape club. Eno: Call me senor panchez.
I thought it was going to be insurance fraud!