The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for April 09, 1998
Transcript:
Fang: Uh, Eno. My obedience school teacher sent this note home with me. She says you have to sign it. Eno: It says she caught you cheating on an exam. You were copying off the dog next to you. Fang: What can I say? It was a tough test. I panicked. Eno: How'd you get caught? Did someone snitch? Fang: Yeah. The dog who sits behind me is a pointer.