The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for November 28, 1997
Transcript:
Eno: Fang, you've been in my diary again! The locks been tampered with. I can never trust you! You're such a jeff goedelman! Fang: Who? Eno: Jeff Goedelman. Don't you know anything about American history? Fang: ? Eno: That Mcdonald's worker back in the '70s. Who sold the ingredients of the secret sauce to the Russians!!! Fang: Oh, right! Jeff Goedelman!