The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for November 26, 1997
Transcript:
Fang: I hope I live to be a hundred. That would be great! If I lived to be a hundred, willard scott would wish me a happy birthday on national tv. Eno: When you're a hundred, willard scott will be a hundred and forty. Fang:Yeah. You're right. I'll probably need to remind him a couple of weeks before hand. He might be getting forgetful by then. Eno: now you're thinking.