The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 19, 1997
Transcript:
Eno: Check it out, Fang! They finally arrived! It took $45 worth of coca crunch proof of purchase coupons, but I finally got the xray glasses I ordered ten months ago. Fang: Do they work? Eno: Yeah. I can see right through this whole phoney "breakfast cereal merchandise" scam.