The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for August 19, 1997
Transcript:
Eno: These magazines stink. What are you reading? Fang: Uh...people magazine's sexiest man alive issue. Eno: did you ever wonder why they call it sexiest man alive? Why do they have to throw that alive stipulation in there? Fang: Yeah. If a shirtless Mel Gibson can't beat out a shirtless dead guy, he doesn't deserve to win.