The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for August 14, 1997
Transcript:
Gina: Eno, this is your last warning! Either cut your grass or your guys are evicted! Eno: Sorry, Gina, but it's out of my hands. Gina: What do you mean? Eno: Here. Take a look out this window. Gina: Why are there environmentalists chained to your mower? Eno: They claim our yard is the last example of virgin old growth lawn on the earth.