The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 06, 1997
Transcript:
Gina: Eno, I'd like you to meet a friend of mine, Stu Roberts. Stu, this is my friend Eno. Eno: Oh-oh...Stu's exerting a little too much squeeze on the handshake! An obvious challenge to my masculine stature! Eno: Like two wolves vying for pack supremacy, the handshake separates the alpha males from the weaker whelps. Eno: Must...squeeze...harder! I can feel him weakening! Squeeze!... Squeeze!! This guy works out. (Grunt) Must have one of those isometric stringloaded grip strengtheners!! GRRRR... Eno: Can't feel below elbow...vision getting blurry...squeeze...squeeze... Eno: Admit it, Stu! You've met your match!! Man: Oh, Eno. You're still here?