The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for December 02, 1996
Transcript:
Elvin: There I was, staring eye to eye with the biggest, ugliest rat I've ever seen! I mean this thing was huge!! Elvin: I looked around for a weapon, but all I had was my camera. So I started beating him over the head with it! Bam! Bam! Bam! Gina: What's up Elvin? Elvin: Oh, nothing. I was just telling fang why I'm not allowed in Disneyland anymore.