The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 18, 1996
Transcript:
Fang: Eno, it looks like that teenager has his tongue stuck to that lamppost. Eno: In the middle of summer? Couldn't be! Eno: Excuse me, could you tell us how..... Man: Magnuga tun tud... Fang: What'd he say? Eno: Sounded like "magnetic tongue stud!"