I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, unless...
I just happened to mis remember it.
I wouldn’t even have to lie to get out of being on this jury.
“Do you know the accused, Roger Clemens?”
“Yes. I think he’s a scumsucking lowlife and would like to see him drawn and quartered, preferably over the course of a lengthy dinner.”
July 06, 2017