Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 23, 2016
Norman: I meant to send a breakup text to Wendy, but I sent it to Echo by mistake! Now my calls to Echo aren't going through! I think I've been blocked! What should I do, dad? Ralph: Who knows? I can't help with these modern-day problems! When I was a kid, we had the three R's: Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Now it's the three T's: Texting, Tweeting, and Trolling!