Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 18, 2012
March 17, 2012
March 19, 2012
Transcript:
Ralph: Another red light! I never make this signal! I wonder how much time out of my life I've spent sitting at this signal waiting for the light to change? At least twice a day for the last 20 years! The signal is about 90 seconds long. Twice a day would be three minutes a day... Three minutes times 365 days a year, times 20 years... Let's see... Carry the one... Honk!! Ralph: Dang! I missed the signal! Oh, well... What's another 90 seconds?
Remember, traffic lights that are timed for 35 MPH are also synched at 70 MPH.