Ralph: (image of pie)
Ralph: You dumb dog! Why did you leave your squeaky toy right in front of the refrigerator??!!
June: He didn't. I did!
Cows get to chew their food twice. I’m surprised Ralph size guts haven’t evolved to the same ability. Think about it… that would allow twice the food with the current calorie intake; or cut your protions in half and you still get as much food as you currently eat while consuming only 1/2 the calories!!! I’m calling the ONION – It will be their Top Story!
June 19, 2015