Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 22, 2011
June: Ralph, are you going to spend the entire day lounging around? Ralph: For your information, I'm not "lounging around." I'm getting in shape! The human body can burn 90 calories per hour while asleep! I may look like a lazy bum, but I'm actually hard at work! June: My mistake. Ralph: That's OK. Most people don't understand the science of weight loss! June: No, I meant my mistake for marrying such a lout! Ralph: I had a big lunch. I may be here for a while!