Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 25, 2010
June says, "Penny, you can't have a peanut butter sandwich for Thanksgiving! You have to eat turkey!" Penny says, "But why, mom?" Penny says, "The reason the pilgrims came here is so we would all have freedom!" Ralph says, "Yeah!" Ralph says, "High five, Penny!" Ralph says, "I'll live to regret that, won't I?" June says, "Only if you're lucky!"